Pop Star

On Friday I went back to my old school.

I was in meetings all day. Fortunately, I was getting paid.

I slipped out at one point and bumped into some students from my old Year 9 class. Now they're in Year 10 but they're still the same. They dragged me into the classroom where, for some unknown reason, my old students broke into applause.

Wait a minute, you're supposed to applaud an athlete or a singer, but not your teacher!

That's why I like teaching in Asia. It's almost like being a pop star! In America, they would have thrown pencils at me.