Constant Smiling

I have finally unlocked the secret: I know why Thais are smiling all the time.

Yesterday, Jason didn't get his way. So, like a typical 3-year-old, he put on an unhappy face. He frowned.

"Jason," said Poo, "you should not do that. Frowning gives you wrinkles on your forehead and makes you ugly."

"Really, Mommy?"

"Jing Jing!" (Really, Really!)

"That's why you should smile," continued Poo, "smiling makes you handsome, . . . soooo, soooooo handsome!"

"Really, Mommy?"

"Jing Jing!"

Now Jason is constantly smiling for no reason. I think he looks like a retard, but Poo thinks it's normal.