Obama, Hillary, McCain???

Today was Super Tuesday, so all the students asked me, "Mr. Mick, who do you support?"

"NOBODY!" was my honest answer.

"Do you vote?"

"NO!"

"Why not?"

"Because I have better things to do, such as mathematics! So let's get back to the Binomial Theorem, something INTERESTING!"

I thought that was a good answer, but they kept pestering me, "really, who do you support?"

Why does it matter? Do I look like Ted Kennedy? Why can nobody accept my honest opinion: they're ALL better than George Bush, so I don't care who wins!? I, like most of the world, am just breathing a sigh of relief: Bush is almost gone!!

Honestly, though, it's pretty hard for those phoneys like Obama and Hillary to fake a photo like McCain being pulled out of the lake in Hanoi, with a broken leg and two broken arms. I know that lake. To his credit, he hasn't talked about it. He's probably senile, so I guess he's forgotten the incident, but, be sure, his advisers will bring it up during the election. If he didn't come from southern aristocratic roots, I would endorse McCain. As it is, Obama wants to put government documents into odf, so I endorse him. I doubt he's jumping for joy; my endorsement might earn him half the vote of a half-Thai, half-Japanese kid trying to get a good grade in a Humanities debate, but it sure won't get him any votes.

Anyway, if Hillary wins, I'm OK with that. At least they can't call her "Clinton." They have to call her "Hillary." Also, the poor woman went through such an embarrassing time, fully in view of the whole world, everyone knowing that a woman named Monica seduced your husband. I can't imagine the pain. Poeple have committed suicide for less, as her friend did, over some land deals. In case you have forgottten, I will upload a recent photo of Monica. That's sex: the most powerful man in the world has an urge, and then . . . .