Yo Mama! -- Thai style

Everybody wants to talk about the seriousness of the Red-Yellow conflict in Thailand, but nobody wants to talk about the humor. Here is a joke:

A very proper old woman took her 6-year-old granddaughter shopping at Siam Paragon. They stayed late and they took a taxi home. The taxi passed a woman on a street-corner who was dressed very, very sexy.

“Dear Grandmother,” asked the girl, “why does she dress like that?”

“Because,” said the grandmother, “she is waiting for the bus.”

“Why don't you tell her THE TRUTH!” interjected the taxi driver. “She is a prostitute – she is selling sex!”

Both the grandmother and the granddaughter were shocked. There was an icy silence in the taxi.

A minute later, they passed another woman on a street-corner who was dressed too sexy.

“Dear Grandmother,” asked the girl, “if she is selling sex, will she have babies?”

“Yes, of course!” replied the grandmother, “otherwise we wouldn't have taxi drivers!”