Mint-flavored Telephone

Somebody commented, "if you don't like spending money, then why are you considering buying such an expensive telephone?"

Good point.

You see, I am a Free and Open Source Software fanatic, and now all the cool applications are being written for smartphones. So I figured I needed a new phone to check them out. For example, I want to put the Opera browser on my phone. I know, it's a lame excuse for craving gadgets.

Anyway, the way the poll is going, I won't need to spend a cent! I can see two cans of Campbell's soup lying around the house, and I'm planning to use waxed dental floss, is that OK?

It's mint-flavored, so maybe I will have the first mint-flavored telephone!